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		<title>Principle of Honor</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[It should come to no surprise that the man who declared his Presidency would be defined by being a &#8220;Uniter not a Divider&#8221; and then used every opportunity that presented itself to divide America would spit on the tradition of the Office of the Presidency when traveling abroad.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p>It should come to no surprise that the man who declared his Presidency would be defined by being a &#8220;Uniter not a Divider&#8221; and then used every opportunity that presented itself to divide America would spit on the tradition of the Office of the Presidency when traveling abroad.</p>
<p>While I have thought his actions were born of incompetence, I am slowly coming to the realization that Mr. Bush is an evil man.  Not because I disagree with his actions, which I do, but because his motivations are  seem to stem from a desire to promote himself at the expense of the country that he swore an Oath to his God to protect.  Mr. Bush has not only failed to do protect this country, but has actively taken steps to insure that it remain in a vulnerable state in order to deliver himself a second term, and his party political control.</p>
<p>Mr. Bush seems to take delight in surprising his political opponents by taking measures that one would presume would be off limits.  For a lame duck President give a speech on the foolishness of his party&#8217;s political opponents proposed tactics or direction they wish to proceed is fairly commonplace.  For a President to do so while addressing a Foreign Government, on Foreign Soil, at the celebration of an Ally&#8217;s Memorable Anniversary is contemptible.  For Mr. Bush to invoke the Nazi experience to a Nation that was founded by the survivors of the Horrors of the Holocaust, proves that Mr. Bush indeed has no morals in the pursuit of his Party&#8217;s power.</p>
<p>It was a speech that should have negated the message of Bin Laden, who is held as unaccountable for his crimes as it seems Bush is.  Bin Laden used the anniversary of Israels 60th year to legitimize the ideology that Israel is an occupier of Palestinian Land.  As such he and those of his ilk would continue to fight the Israeli&#8217;s and of course the Americans.</p>
<p>Mr. Bush who had decided that Bin Laden is not as large a threat to the United States as a weakened dictator in Iraq.  This same Mr. Bush has now deemed that a Democratic President is more dangerous to the United States rather than the enemies that we face.  Perhaps if Mr. Bush pursued Al Qaeda with the intensity that he has sought to undermine the Constitution, perhaps we would not have to worry about being seen as weak for negotiating.</p>
<p>Then again if memory serves me correctly, it was the Cold Warrior Ronald Reagan who tuck tail and ran when Hezbollah attacked a Marine barracks in Lebanon, and was also willing to have negotiations with our enemy the Soviet Union, as well as his Presidential predecessors.  What Mr. Bush fails to understand, concede, or fathom is that by talking you lose nothing.  Now it is true that we should not speak with Hezbollah, or have high level contact with Hamas - but speaking with recognized, if not legitimate, governments opens channels to challenge ideology.</p>
<p>Perhaps the example can be made that the Israeli&#8217;s are much like the Iranians themselves, as Israel has a Palestinian population seeking independence, so too does Iran have to deal with a Kurdish population seeking their own independent and sovereign government.  What would the reaction be if Western Powers were to support the Kurdish movement?</p>
<p>The United States has been successful in engaging its enemies.  The successes in Foreign Policy proves this point.  The United States had engaged the Soviet Union politically and via proxy, militarily.  This led to the fall of a system that sought to minimize the individual and suppress the rights of Humanity.  The United States engaged China diplomatically, then economically and was able to call this burgeoning Super Power an ally of sorts.</p>
<p>Mr. Bush has been a catastrophic experience for our country, and has left a tainted mark upon the seal of the President.  It is a shame that as we close in on 8 years of his term, we have yet to witness him being Presidential.  Now it may be to late, but it would be nice if he acted as though he was aware of the Principle of Honor.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[So here be the rantings of a crazy General whose support for all things Bush are very amusing.  My rebuttal follows his letter, so ahve fun reading.
BY: JIM CASH, Brig. Gen., USAF, Ret.
I recently wrote about the war in Iraq and the larger war against radical Islam, eliciting a number of responses. Let me try [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p>So here be the rantings of a crazy General whose support for all things Bush are very amusing.  My rebuttal follows his letter, so ahve fun reading.</p>
<p><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:medium;"><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:Arial;">BY: JIM CASH, Brig. Gen., <span>USAF</span>, Ret.</span></span></p>
<p>I recently wrote about the war in Iraq and the larger war against radical Islam, eliciting a number of responses. Let me try and put this conflict in proper perspective.</p>
<p>Understand, the current battle we are engaged in is much bigger than just <span>Iraq</span> . What happens in the next year will affect this country and how our kids and grandkids live throughout their lifetime, and beyond. Radical Islam has been attacking the West since the seventh century. They have been defeated in the past and decimated t o the point of taking hundreds of years to recover. But they can never be totally defeated.<br />
Their birth rates are so far beyond civilized world rates that in time they recover and attempt to dominate again.</p>
<p>There are eight terror-sponsoring countries that make up the grand threat to the West. Two, Saudi Arabia and <span>Pakistan</span>, just need firm pressure from the West to make major reforms. They need to decide who they are really going to support and commit to that<br />
support. That answer is simple. They both will support who they think will hang in there until the end, and win. We are not sending very good signals in that<br />
direction right now, thanks to the Democrats.</p>
<p>The other six, Afghanistan, I raq, <span>Iran</span>, <span>Syria</span>, <span>North Korea</span> and <span>Libya</span> will require regime change or a major policy shift. Now, let&#8217;s look more closely.</p>
<p><span>Afghanistan</span> and <span>Iraq</span> have both had regime changes, but are being fueled by outsiders from Syria and Iran.  We have scared Qaddafi&#8217;s pants off, and he has given up his quest for nuclear we apons, so I don&#8217;t think <span>Libya</span> is now a threat.</p>
<p><span>North Korea</span> (the non-Islamic threat) can be handled diplomatically by buying them off. They are starving. That leaves Syria and Iran. <span>Syria</span> is like a frightened puppy. Without the support of <span>Iran</span> they will join the stronger side. So where does that leave us? Sooner or later, we are going to be forced to confront <span>Iran</span> , and it better be before they gain nuclear capability.</p>
<p>In 1989 I served as a Command Director inside the Cheyenne Mountain complex located in <span>Colorado Springs</span>, Colorado for almost three years. My job there was to<br />
observe (through classified means) every missile shot anywhere in the world and assess if it was a threat to the US or <span>Canada</span> . If any shot was threatening to<br />
either nation I had only minutes to advise the President, as he had only minutes to respond.</p>
<p>I watched <span>Iran</span> and <span>Iraq</span> shoot missiles at each other every day, and all day, for months. They killed hundreds of thousands of their people. Know why? They were fighting for control of the Middle East and that enormous oil supply.</p>
<p>At that time, they were preoccupied with their internal problems and could care less about toppling the west. Oil prices were fairly stable and we could not see an immediate threat. Well, the worst part of what we have done as a nation in <span>Iraq</span> is to do away with the military capability of one of those nations.  Now, <span>Iran</span> has a clear field to dominate the Middle East, since <span>Iraq</span> is no longer a threat to them. They have turned their attention to the only other threat to their dominance, they are convinced they will win, because the US is so divided, and the Democrats (who now control Congress and may control the Presidency in 200 <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif' alt='8)' class='wp-smiley' /> have openly said we are pulling out.</p>
<p>Do you have any idea what will happen if the entire Middle East turns their support to <span>Iran</span> , which they will obviously do if we pull out? It is not the price of oil we will have to worry about. Oil WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE to this country at any price. I personally<br />
would vote for any presidential candidate who did what <span>JFK</span> did with the space program; dec lare a goal to bring this country to total energy independence in a decade.</p>
<p>Yes, it is about oil. The economy in this country will totally die if that Middle East supply is cut off right now. It will not be a recession. It will be a depression that will make 1929 look like the &#8220;good-old-days&#8221;. The bottom line here is simple. If <span>Iran</span> is forced to fall in line, the fighting in Iraq will end over night, and the nightmare will be over.</p>
<p>One way or another, <span>Iran</span> must be forced to join modern times and the global community. It may mean a real war - if so, now is the time, before we face a nuclear <span>Iran</span> with the capacity to destroy <span>Israel</span> and begin a new ice age.</p>
<p>I urge you to read the book &#8220;END GAME&#8221; by two of our best Middle East experts, true American patriots and retired military generals, Paul Vallely and Tom McInerney. They are our finest, and totally honest in their assessment of why victory in the Middle East is so important, and how it can be won. Proceeds for the book go directly to memorial fund for our fallen soldiers who served the country during the war on terror. You can find that book by going to the internet through Stand-up America at <span style="font-family:Rockwell;font-size:medium;"><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:Rockwell;"><a title="http://www.ospreyradio.us/" href="http://www.ospreyradio.us/" target="_blank"><span style="font-family:Ar;"><span style="font-family:Arial;">www.ospreyradio.us</span></span></a></span></span><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:medium;"><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:Arial;"> or </span></span><span style="font-family:Rockwell;font-size:medium;"><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:Rockwell;"><a title="http://www.rightalk.com/" href="http://www.rightalk.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family:Arial;">www.rightalk.com</span></span></a></span></span><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:medium;"><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:Arial;">.</span></span></p>
<p>On the other hand, we have several very angry retired generals today, who evidently have not achieved their lofty goals, and insist on ranting and raving about the war. They are wrong, and doing the country great harm by giving a certain political party reason to use them as experts to back their anti-war claims.</p>
<p>You may be one of those who believe nothing could ever be terrible enough to support our going to war. If that is the case I should stop here, as th at level of thinking approaches mental disability in this day and age. It is right up there with alien abductions and high altitude seeding through government aircraft contrails. I helped produced those contrails for almost 30 years, and I can assure you we were not<br />
seeding the atmosphere. The human race is a war-like population, and if a country is not willing to protect itself, it deserves the consequences. Nuff-said!!!</p>
<p>Now, my last comments will get to the nerve. They will be on politics. I am not a Republican. And, <span>George Bush</span> has made enough mistakes as President to insure my feelings about that for the rest of my life. However, the Democratic Party has moved so far left, they have made me support those farther to the right. I am a conservative who totally supports the Constitution of this country. The only difference between the United States and the S outh American, third world, dictator infested and ever-changing South<br />
American governments, is our US Constitution.</p>
<p>This Republic (note I did not say Democracy) is the longest standing the world has ever known, but it is vulnerable. It would take so little to change it through economic upheaval. There was a time when politicians could disagree, but still work together.<br />
We are past that time, and that is the initial step toward the downfall of our form of government. I think that many view Bush-hating as payback time. The Republicans hated the Clinton &#8217;s and now the Democrats hate Bush. So, both parties are putting their hate toward willingness to do anything for political dominance to include lying and always taking the opposite stand just for the sake of being opposed.</p>
<p>JUST HOW GOOD IS THAT FOR OUR COUNTRY?<br />
In my lifetime, after serving in uniform for Presidents Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon, Ford, Ca rter, Reagan, and Bush I have a pretty good feel for which party supported our military, and what military life was like under each of their terms. And, let me assure you that times were best under the Republicans.</p>
<p>Service under <span>Jimmy Carter</span> was devastating for all branches of the military. And, Ronald Regan was truly a salvation. You can choose to listen to enriched newscasters, and foolish people like <span>John Murtha</span> (he is no war hero), <span>Nancy Pelosi</span>, <span>John Kerry</span>, <span>Michael Moore</span>, <span>Jane Fonda</span> , <span>Harry Reid</span>, <span>Russ Feingold</span>, <span>Hillary Clinton</span>, <span>Ted Kennedy</span>, and on-and-on to include the true fools in <span>Hollywood</span> if you like. If you do, your conclusions will be totall y wrong.</p>
<p>The reason that I write, appear on radio talk shows, and do everything I can to denounce those people is simple. THEY ARE PUTTING THEIR THIRST FOR POLITICAL POWER AND QUEST FOR VICTORY IN 2008 ABOVE WHAT IS BEST FOR THIS COUNTRY. I cannot abide that. Pelosi clearly defied the Logan Act by going to <span>Syria</span> , which should have lead to imprisonment of three years and a heavy fine.</p>
<p><span>Jane Fonda</span> did more to prolong the Vietnam war longer than any other human being (as acknowledged by <span>Ho Chi Minh</span> in his writing before he died). She truly should<br />
have been indicted for treason, along with her radical husband, Tom Hayden, and forced to pay the consequences.</p>
<p>This country has started to soften by not enforcing its laws, which is another indication of a Republic about to fall. All Democrats, al ong with the Hollywood elite, are sending us headlong into a total defeat in the Middle East, which will finally give <span>Iran</span> total dominance in the region. A lack of oil in the near future will be the final straw that dooms this Republic. However, if we refuse to let this happen and really get serious about an energy self-sufficiency program, this can be avoided. I am afraid, however, that we are going in the opposite direction.</p>
<p>If we elect <span>Hillary Clinton</span> and a Democrat-controlled congress, and they carry through with allowing <span>Iran</span> to take control of the <span>Middle East</span>, continue to refuse development of nuclear energy, refuse to allow drilling for new oil, and continue to do nothing but oppose everything Bush, it will be over in terms of what we view as the good life in the USA.</p>
<p>Now, do I think that all who do not support the war are un-American &#8230; of course not. They just do not understand the importance of total victory in that region.</p>
<p>Another failure of <span>George Bush</span> is his inability to explain to the American people why we are there, and why we MUST win. By the way, it is not a war. It is martial law that is under attack by Iranian and Syrian outside influences, and there is a difference.</p>
<p>So, what do I believe? What is the bottom line? I will simply say that the Democratic Party has fielded the foulest, power hungry, anti-country, self absorbed group of individuals that I have observed in my lifetime. Our educational system is partially to blame for allowing the mass of America to be taken in by this group.</p>
<p>To win wars, you must put boots on the ground. When you put boots on the ground, soldiers are going to die.  A President must make the war decision wisely, and insure that the cause is right before  using his last political option.</p>
<p><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:medium;"><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:Arial;"> However, CONTROLLING IRAN AND DEMOCRATIZING THE MIDDLE EAST IS THE ONLY CHOICE IF WE ARE HELL- BENT ON DEPENDING ON THEM FOR OUR FUTURE ENERGY NEEDS.</span></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><strong><em>-Rebuttal-</em></strong></p>
<p>The fact that this Gen. now resides in Montana offers a clue to his being out of touch.  However his criticism of the Democratic Party is largely misplaced.  The dynamic that was existent within the Middle East was that Iraq was the check upon the natural hegemony that Iran is within the region.  The area is called the &#8220;Persian&#8221; Gulf rather than the &#8220;Arabic&#8221; Gulf for a reason.</p>
<p>While he is correct in the assessment that the war on terror is larger than Iraq it was the neo-cons that decided that settling an old score against an old enemy was more important than the country&#8217;s self interest.  The build-up to the war was filled with talk of how short the war would have been, and the memories of the immense success in Dessert Storm was very much fresh in the mind of the American people.</p>
<p>It was easier to strike at an enemy that we knew was located, rather than looking for a true threat.  This was the political gamble the Bush Administration took, hoping to give Bush the second term his father never received.  The proper respect and did not consider unintended consequences.  This would include the actions that Iran&#8217;s government would take with the United States having a field army in both countries that border Iran.</p>
<p>That would of course be to use their influence within the Shia&#8217; population in Iraq, in order to bog down the US army having to deal with insurgent attacks, which were what the Viet-Con used to great effect in the Vietnam War.  This would also consist of the Israeli Military taking preventive against Hezbollah in Lebanon, leading to the current situation where civil war is boiling over once again in Lebanon.  Not to mention the &#8220;alliance&#8221; between North Korea and the Syrian government taking the shape of a Nuclear Facility in Syria.</p>
<p>The war in Iraq has weakened our position because of the damage to both our credibility to the danger that Fundamental Islam does represent to the World.  It has also given the Iranian government the benefit of getting rid of a rival that they have faced since the Islamic Republic was founded, and hopes that they may institute such a government in Iraq, and the Middle East.</p>
<p>This was a problem that both parties had a share of, the Republicans for pushing for such an arrogant and misinformed plan, and the Democrats who did nothing to oppose it.</p>
<p>As for &#8220;Democrats getting even&#8221; so far as hating Bush, it was the Republicans that likened Max Cleland, a man that lost three limbs while serving in Vietnam, to Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein, by a man that never served in the military.</p>
<p>The deficiency of the Republican Party, has been their desire to claim Lincoln, but not follow his words, &#8220;Let us have faith that right makes might, and in that faith, let us, to the end, dare to do our duty as we understand it&#8221;.  Rather the Neo-Con ideology is that because we are the Super Power we are able to do as we wish.</p>
<p>The situation we face is because of the lack of diligence of the Bush Administration to craft a workable policy, and the weakness of the Republican Members of Congress, who cared more of preserving Republican Unity rather than the Balance of Power that was mandated by the Constitution they claim to wish to preserve.</p>
<p>The Democrats, as seen by Clinton having more legislation passed with a Republican Congress, are much less built for party unity as they are representative of the various diversity that is the United States.  It was the Bush Administration&#8217;s duty to make not only the case for war, but to make sure the American People would be supportive despite casualties.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[There comes a time in most everyones life, where they face undeniable facts that they let an opportunity slip away.  The girl that got away, the job that would have been great, the dream career - you sulk for a while, say a few choice words and move on.  It is time for someone close [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p>There comes a time in most everyones life, where they face undeniable facts that they let an opportunity slip away.  The girl that got away, the job that would have been great, the dream career - you sulk for a while, say a few choice words and move on.  It is time for someone close to, and in a private manner tell Hillary that this is her time.</p>
<p>The nomination for the Democratic Party&#8217;s Candidate for President has slipped from her grasp.  The question is, with so much of media and the political world having a dislike of her, what to do now.  She has been lampooned as someone who will continue to run for the nomination even on Inauguration Day.</p>
<p>The legacy of this campaign will be of a woman candidate who found one glass ceiling that was unable to be broken.  It will also be remembered for being poorly mismanaged and having an air of entitlement to it.  Both of these reasons are why she finds herself in this condition.</p>
<p>What Hillary needs to do now is to preserve her legacy against those who would seek to do it much more damage, so they can feel better about themselves and their failures during the Presidency of her Husband.  Should Hillary continue to keep the fight and continue to run a campaign against Obama, she will be pointed to as the cause of John McCain&#8217;s election to the Office of the President of the United States.</p>
<p>Hillary will be vilified as the cause of the Democratic Party fracture which will be an excuse that will be thrown out, regardless of its validity, as to why Democrats failed to win the White House.  Should that happen her career as a Senator will be placed in great jeopardy and she will have truly carpet bombed a very notable career.</p>
<p>Senator Ted Kennedy can understand the nature of legacies.  He has been a part of the family that has been both romanticized due to the eloquence of the words that his brothers Jack and Bobby spoke, as well as the despicable nature that they were taken from us.  Senator Kennedy launched bids to be in the Oval Office as well, and was met with defeat.  It was then he decided to make his legacy in the Senate, where he has been the lion for social justice and progressive legislature.</p>
<p>It is when the realization that a dream has been destroyed, that the quality of ones self is revealed.  One can become bitter, and vindictive in order to make others suffer in order to soothe one&#8217;s own pain.  I call these people Republicans.  Then there are those who see that the moment is greater than them, and while they feel they would do a better job, any movement forward would benefit us, as the policies in place now are not working.</p>
<p>So shape up, cause It&#8217;s Legacy Time People</p>
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		<title>Pick Your Spots</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 17:59:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Someone needs to tell President Bush to shut up.  His credibility has reached the point that if he told me that sticking a fork in my eye would be painful, I would have to seriously contemplate that eyes were actually immune to pain.
Bush is now stomping through Europe attending the NATO meetings and is actively [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p>Someone needs to tell President Bush to shut up.  His credibility has reached the point that if he told me that sticking a fork in my eye would be painful, I would have to seriously contemplate that eyes were actually immune to pain.</p>
<p>Bush is now stomping through Europe attending the NATO meetings and is actively getting in his own way, by opening his lying yap.  The two most contentious aspects of Bush&#8217;s goals would be getting more troops in order to secure Afghanistan, the place that actually had Al Qaeda, and getting the Eastern European countries Ukraine and Georgia -the country not the state- into NATO.</p>
<p>These are good things.  Getting troops into the area that has terrorists and actually was responsible for the training of hijackers is necessary and one of the more responsible aspects of leadership that Bush has, accidentally I am sure, come across.  But it comes across as he is an incompetent boob, that messed up Afghanistan by a premature invasion of Iraq.</p>
<p>The man who spurned advice, caution, and strategy is now asking for help to fix one of his many blunders.  Now I understand that Bush is used to dealing with an inept and partisan driven Congress that would give him whatever he wanted, but that is no longer his audience.</p>
<p>&#8220;The Uniter&#8221; is going to have to rely upon his ability to persuade and convince our allies that this the important fight of our times and that success is only achievable should we be united.  That of course would assume that Bush would have a personality transplant or be so doped up out of his mind that he becomes a decent human being.</p>
<p>The second aspect that he is fighting for is equally notable.   NATO was founded on the principle of providing Democracies within the sphere of Europe collective security.  To be sure that protection was against a militarily aggressive Soviet Union seeking to take advantage of post WWII Europe.</p>
<p>NATO has evolved with the times however and now provides collective security in an altogether sense.  It is important to note that political freedom is directly correlated with the level of security that the government faces.  Thus entry into NATO provides the necessary security blanket, that governments can allow the release of boundaries upon their citizens in order to achieve a more perfect type of democracy.</p>
<p>Even in our own history, when the fate of the Union has been threatened, rights of Americans have been infringed upon in order to maintain security of the state.   What Bush, of course, is failing to understand is the deep seeded historical feelings that exist between Russia and NATO, and the sentiments of Russian and its former Soviet Satellite States.</p>
<p>Politics is about give and take.  Bush can have his war, but he must pay for it - ok bad example.  Politics  <i>should</i> be about give and take.  Keeping with the topics Bushmust decide which is more important to the immediate interests of the United States, and tone down the rhetoric on the other one as an immediate crisis.</p>
<p>This would be especially true if the <i>CITIZENS</i> of the said countries are no where near a consensus on if joining NATO would be a good idea.  Since they are in the shadow of Russia they still have jobs, trade routes, family, WWII articles in common with mother Russia even if they hate her for all the abuse she handed out when they were growing up.</p>
<p>This would especially true of the Ukraine who had a great number of their troops be sent to Afghanistan when they were still part of the Soviet Union and got killed when Tom Hanks - Charlie Wilson- messed it all up by sending stinger missiles.</p>
<p>It comes off that Bush is expecting Eastern Europeans to bail him out of a mistake that hubris doesn&#8217;t win wars.  I will give him credit that it does win him elections, but then the military doesn&#8217;t have to write letters to families of soldiers killed in elections.  So Bush&#8230;Pick Your Spots</p>
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		<title>Hanging by a Moment</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:34:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is rare for me to hope that the part of humanity that is decent will touch people and make then turn against their initial urges and do the right thing.  What is troublesome to me is that I see the opportunity for the Mugabe Legacy to not be redeemed, but be less tarnished.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p>It is rare for me to hope that the part of humanity that is decent will touch people and make then turn against their initial urges and do the right thing.  What is troublesome to me is that I see the opportunity for the Mugabe Legacy to not be redeemed, but be less tarnished.</p>
<p>To hope that a cruel madman would voluntarily give up the power he has worked so hard, and slain so many to keep is absolutely foolish.  I can only assume that the pharmaceutical drugs that have been leached into our drinking water are to blame for this momentary lapse of my sanity.</p>
<p>I will attempt to preserve some sense of academic integrity, whatever that is, by saying that despite what he <i>will</i> do, this is a defining moment for Mugabe.  He is respected by many across Africa because of his fight against colonialism and to preserve the sovereignty of Independent African Countries.</p>
<p>He gained even more street cred with his obvious support for the Anti-Apartheid movement in South Africa.  His involvement is has a direct correlation with the current system/political parties being in power in South Africa, and is why they are so hesitant to criticize his regime.</p>
<p>Only Mugabe can know if he truly believed in these causes, or merely used them in order to gain the spotlight to raise his level of influence to ever reaching heights.  However just believing in something doesn&#8217;t make it work, kinda like Bush thinking that invading Islamic countries would not be protested by other Islamic countries.</p>
<p>The main fight between the Black Africans, and the White Africans was over equal opportunity.  In fact, one may look at this region in Africa and see possible outcomes that the United States could have faced.  Violence was advocated among some groups of African Americans in order to balance the violence that had been perpetrated against them.  Zimbabwe was not so lucky to have a Martin Luther King Jr. Figure in order to stem that tide of revenge.</p>
<p>Zimbabwe was known as the bread basket of Africa.  This was due to the enormous exports of products that came from the White African population that, through colonialism, tamed the land and became very wealthy.  With Mugabe&#8217;s rise to power, and using a distortion of democracy - it was voted that the land held by White Africans could be seized by their Black African Counterparts.</p>
<p>While Reverend Jeremiah Wright may see this as just retribution, the violence and corruption involved was the fundamental cause for the collapse of the Zimbabwean economy.  Mugabe gave these fertile lands to friends, family , and cronies who quickly allowed the land to fall into disrepair because of their ignorance of the trade of farming.</p>
<p>Inflation has risen on average 32% since, and 100,580% in 2008.  The average lifespan fell from 60 years to 35 years.  While Mugabe himself is 82.  He has fixed elections, intimidated and beaten opponents, executed rivals, and thrown Zimbabwe into vast pits of despair.</p>
<p>The one thing that he could not do is kill hope.  Much like other tyrants through history this elusive foe is difficult to kill.  Blades, bullets, torture, even executions seem to merely make hope weaker, but never fully die out.  So the people of Zimbabwe have allowed their hope to be voiced, that they turn the page of history and attempt to true reconciliation with their colonial past.</p>
<p>Mugabe&#8217;s moment is to step aside, and be remembered through propaganda as a man who loved his people and defended them against colonial aggression, and championed causes important to all Africans.  His presidential reign could be whitewashed as a man who lost his way, power is a tempting mistress and has many victims.   Mugabe could at this moment make this a chance to allow his legacy to be allowing democracy to be expressed in Zimbabwe.</p>
<p>The more likely scenario is that he will fix the election to allow himself to participate in a run off, and then allow himself to win a landslide victory, continuing the now all too tragic military coup upon his death in order to maintain the status quo - no matter how deadly that may be.</p>
<p>So the world stands with Zimbabwe wondering what the outcome will be - Hanging by a Moment</p>
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		<title>Fade to Black</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:02:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It strikes me that people in the Media, and Presidential Campaigns say how &#8220;complicated&#8221; the situation is in Iraq.  Perhaps this is because they believe the American people are so stupid that they cannot handle plot lines that are more complicated than Heroes, but then the ratings for that craptastic show are better than voter [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p>It strikes me that people in the Media, and Presidential Campaigns say how &#8220;complicated&#8221; the situation is in Iraq.  Perhaps this is because they believe the American people are so stupid that they cannot handle plot lines that are more complicated than Heroes, but then the ratings for that craptastic show are better than voter turnout now isn&#8217;t it?</p>
<p>The best way to understand Iraq is to understand the motives of the players involved.  Then we can formulate a plan to either fix the problems, or get the hell out of there and let countries deal with their own problems, its not like the oil prices will go down no matter what we do - and the oil profits seem to be rising as well guess they need more subsidies.</p>
<p>What follows are the motivations behind where we are now-</p>
<p><b><i>The United States</i></b> - the Prime motivation for invading Iraq was to get George W. Bush a second term as President of the United States.  American&#8217;s are very hesitant to switch horses mid stream in a war no matter how how poorly things are going initially.  Reference Abe Lincoln and FDR, even LBJ perhaps would have received a new term, but decided not to run.</p>
<p>The secondary motivation was for the US to look tough.  The terrorist attacks shocked and were a decidedly large PR hit to the vulnerability to the lone Hegemon -Greek word meaning ultimate badass- on the globe.  Knocking out Afghanistan wasn&#8217;t all that impressive cause nobody knew where it was.  Even knowing that the Soviet Union couldn&#8217;t do what we did was no longer impressive because as it turns out nobody is impressed with what a dead empire did 30 years ago.</p>
<p>The last motivation was to make all the Arabs play nice and bring peace to an are of the world that has either been at war with itself, or war with the outside world, since God kicked Adam out of the garden of Eden.  Then it turned out that not all Arabs are the same and there are different dialects, ethnicities, religions, and we have a huge pile of mess with burning oil on the side.  The goal then became to stabilize it enough to go after Iran.</p>
<p><b><i>Great Britain</i></b>-  Great Britai&#8217;s motivations fall squarely on the shoulders of one Tony Blair.  Prime Minister Blair has at his core the fundamental belief that International Organizations such as NATO, and the UN, can only be effective as organizations if they carry the credibility of force should mandates not be followed.  This point can be directly seen as to the British forces involvement in the military strikes against Serbia during the Clinton Administration.</p>
<p>US forces, namely politicians, were not interested in the least of having another Somalia situation where the death of 29 soldiers by combat related incidents caused huge uproars and demands that our forces be pulled - ironic now that in Iraq that total has topped 4,000- and the Republican Party criticized our forces even being present in Serbia because -meddling in other countries affairs is not the role of the United States- As such US forces were relegated to backup positions and air support.</p>
<p>It was the British forces that took the responsibility to carry out front line  operations and suffer the casualties that were inevitable.  So that the teeth of NATO could be seen in order to strengthen the resolve of the newly formed Countries caused by the fall of the Soviet Union.</p>
<p><i><b>Iraq</b></i> -  The motivations that got Iraq invaded was Saddam Hussein making the right decisions, but at the wrong time.  Invading Kuwait was the correct decision, given the circumstances presented at the time.  The current President of the United States was the Vice President to Ronald Reagan- who had given aid to Iraq in its war with Iran due to the hostage situation that embarrassed the United States.  The same Ronald Reagan who was President when a terrorist organization in Lebanan- Hezbollah - attacked a Marine Barracks killing 241 American Service Men- and responded with complete withdrawal.  Ronald Reagan the Cold Warrior - became a cut and runner.</p>
<p>We must also place into context  that Kuwait was one of the only Arabic states who was pro-Soviet Union rather than pro-America during the Cold War.  Thus, one would assume that the United States would not be terribly beholden to keep said country form being invaded.  Combined with the US Ambassador April Glaspie, who told Saddam in a conversation, &#8220;We have no opinion in Arab-Arab conflicts&#8221;and &#8220;the Kuwait issue is not associated with America&#8221; -both of which come from transcripts published by the New York Times September 23rd 1990 issue-</p>
<p>This was an almost clear green light, and the tanks rolled and the world was shocked.  Saddam got his tail whipped, but still clung to power through intimidation of force and WMD.  That was his only card in keeping power in an area where assassinations, and coups are not all uncommon.  But Republicans who wanted to conquer the land of Babylon, Cheney, Rumsfield, Wolfowitz- were determined to finish what they started.</p>
<p><b><i>Iran</i></b> -  Iran&#8217;s motivations are actually quite simple.  They are the third Axis of Evil, and they have on either side of their border a country that was invaded and still holds large numbers of US military personnel.  Having the possession of neither Chemical, Biological, or Nuclear weapons that would deter a US invasion, it is in their best interest to keep Iraq an utter disaster to literally keep the US occupied and unable to advance on Iranian soil.</p>
<p>The trick is that it would be devastating to Iran should Iraq fall apart for a variety of reasons.  The first of which is, nobody likes large number of immigrants and a dissolved Iraq would bring thousands to the door step of Tehran.  Second, Iran has a large Kurdish population that borders Iraq&#8217;s own Kurd population and would be deeply concerned the two would attempt a merger, and that would be unacceptable.  The third reason is that since the Iranian Revolution, the Mullahs have seen Iraq as the Gateway to export their Islamic Republic system throughout the Middle East, for it to disintegrate would be a fundamental blow for that goal.</p>
<p><b><i>Saudi Arabia</i></b> - As the self seen leader of the Middle East because of the possession of the 2nd and 3rd most holy cities in all of Islam - Mecca and Medina, Saudi Arabia seeks to be the champion of the Sunni Islam.  They also realize that with the Saudi family&#8217;s close relationship with the United States, they would be a prime target for the Export of an Islamic Republic form of government should Iraq fall.  Thus to keep that from happening they too try to keep the flames of unrest burning, while not seeking to break the balance of power so the country dissolves.  This turns Iraq into a proxy war in much the same way Africa and Asia was between the United States and the Soviet Union during the cold war.</p>
<p><b><i>Shia</i></b>-  the European way of doing things was to put the minority population in charge of the majority through the giving of advanced weaponry money and placing certain rules on who can and cannot do something.  Apartheid was an extreme form of this legacy and was why the Sunni population was in control in Iraq.  The problem becomes that when you have no job, responsibility, money- the only thing to do is have babies, and then that majority becomes a lot bigger, and a lot more bitter.</p>
<p>Fast forward through the brutal nature that Saddam held onto power with, and you have a population itching to get some level of payback for all the past humiliation and the like.  It would be like giving Reverend Jeremiah Wright and a bunch of his friends truck loads of guns and saying, &#8220;work out your aggression now&#8221;.  They now want a piece of the pie and want to make up for the years of being ostracized and give the Sunni a taste of their own medicine.</p>
<p><b><i>Sunni</i></b> -  Having just read that, the Sunni want to keep from being subjected to the same level of degradation they heaped on the Shia counterparts.  They don&#8217;t have the numbers to outright win a civil war, but do have the level of sophistication to make it very bloody and drawn out, almost to make the Shia believe they could win.  Power is a wonderful thing, and the Sunni have been at the front of the line gulping it down for a while, so they of course want to hold on to at least enough to make sure they still get a large oil money check.</p>
<p><b><i>Kurds</i></b> - The Kurds want what it seems every ethnic group wants these days, to be an independent country.  The problem they face however is that such a country is not always viable, they were conquered at some point for a reason after all, and will need the assurances of the United States protection to even have a chance.  Having a longstanding terrorist group dedicated to unifying land that currently belongs to Turkey, doesn&#8217;t aid their cause.  So they seek to be the good soldiers waiting patiently and helping when they can to show they had intentions of making it work, and thus deserve a legitimate shot of independence.</p>
<p><b><i>Turkey</i></b> - Once known as the Ottoman Empire that controlled all of the Middle East and was a rival to the great Empires of Europe, Turkey has drawn a line in the sand that no more territory will be stripped from their control.  This makes the statement Iraqi Kurds have said they are a part of &#8220;Southern Kurdistan&#8221; raised the question of where they think northern Kurdistan would be since that territory is Turkish.  Thus they are adamant that the Kurds remain a part of Iraq, as well as attempting to quell their own Kurdish independence problem.</p>
<p>There you go, the motivations and characters involved in Iraq.  I tried to use small words that even our President could use, so I will now&#8230;Fade to Black</p>
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		<title>Back Again</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:48:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is amazing the various things that can alleviate the undercurrent of pent up frustration, and thus distract from the necessary angst to supply the information provided on this site.  Meeting an interesting Chick, finding all of the hidden skulls on HALO 3, killing Arabs/Russians on Call of Duty 4 and Army of Two.  A [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p>It is amazing the various things that can alleviate the undercurrent of pent up frustration, and thus distract from the necessary angst to supply the information provided on this site.  Meeting an interesting Chick, finding all of the hidden skulls on HALO 3, killing Arabs/Russians on Call of Duty 4 and Army of Two.  A sense of serenity takes hold and the world doesn&#8217;t seem as stupid and pointless - then of course one hears about the ultimatum set by the Iraqi &#8220;government&#8221; and it all comes crashing down.</p>
<p>The interesting chick turns out to be, not all that interested- the quest to find all terminal locations on HALO 3 needs to be started, and eventually killing Arabs/Russians becomes not entertainment or self preservation, but more of a muddle some task- I was as surprised as Israel at this revelation.</p>
<p>To fully understand the futility of the meaningless &#8230;or else statement issued by Washington- I mean Baghdad to the Shia&#8217; militias is to gain insight into the stereotypical views of Middle Eastern culture.  Arabic culture takes on the premise that if you talk a good game and look tough, you will avoid the inevitable ass whipping they will receive.</p>
<p>To prove this point, as it is still the Easter season, a parable is in order, possibly even two.  In the waining days of the &#8216;91 Persian Gulf War, which is to say a couple days after it started, their were pockets of Iraqi forces that were camped out - and were told by their US counter parts to &#8220;Leave the area without your weapons by 9am or at 9:05 we will come in there and kill you.&#8221;</p>
<p>The Arab generals of course puffed their chest and replied with great zeal, &#8220;We will leave when we are prepared no earlier than noon, with all of our equipment and at a pace of our choosing.&#8221; This made the US officials smile and gently laugh among one another.  The US general then reiterated, &#8220;No, you will leave by 9 or we will come in there and kill all of you by 9:30.&#8221;</p>
<p>The Arabs then looked at one another, conversed, and replied, &#8220;In that case we will be gone by 7.&#8221;</p>
<p>This is the major culture clash that exists between the Middle East and Western civilizations.   By and large when Western Nations speak about invasions, military actions they follow through.  Arabic governments do not.  The reason for this in my mind, is that Western nations can afford to have a functioning, equipped, and competent military without fear of them taking over the country in a coup.  Arab nations do not have that luxury- and thus have the most dysfunctional, underfunded, group of muppets as there armed services.</p>
<p>To demonstrate this let us examine the Israeli experience.  Jews that had migrated before WWII, or had survived the Holocaust, were defend not even half of the land they currently posses, against the combined forces of Egypt, Lebanon, Syria, Jordan, as well as a presence from Iraq, Saudi Arabia and Yemen.  To survive against such an alliance is to be impressed, but for the Israeli military to <i>EXPAND </i>the territory that would fly the star of David against such a force is a true accomplishment.</p>
<p>Surely the questions in your minds go something like this, &#8220;Oh great disperser of the true knowledge if this is the case - why are groups like Al Qaeda, Hezbollah, or Hamas so hard for Western Powers such as Israel and the United States to stamp out.  The answer is that these organizations are run like Western Armies, only the fanaticism in their cause is notched up a bit, and the moral qualms are diluted.</p>
<p>For example, the leadership of Al Qaeda is not worried that the fighters they train to become martyrs will take part in an insurrection against them and take over their positions by execution.  There is a hierarchy within these organizations, as well as an indoctrination program to get these people all thinking of the cause, and not the actual planning of these events.</p>
<p>These men fight for a cause greater than themselves, and are willing to sacrifice their lives in order to see that the job is done, and seek to destroy as much of the enemy as they can- such a definition could refer to any number of Hollywood action movie protagonists.  In a moral vacuum it could refer to the enemy that we fight so valiantly today.</p>
<p>The greatest failing of the Bush Administration and the likely McCain Administration, is the inability either by desire, understanding, arrogance, or contempt, of making the Islamic world know- and believe that this fight is not in a moral vacuum.  Killing civilians by design is not the moral equivalent of  killing civilians through collateral damage.  That merely saying one is following the &#8220;words&#8221; of Allah does not make it so.  To challenge the Islamic world to truly define the Nature of Allah as best as mere mortals can, whether it would be a being of understanding or hate.  To put the terrorists on the defensive not only on the battlefield, but ideologically as well.</p>
<p>Republicans often bemoan the fact that Reagan the God-King is no longer present in their party.  Perhaps they are lucky, for the inevitable question would be asked of the Iraqi&#8217;s &#8220;Are you better off now than you were five years ago?&#8221;  When the violence of Saddam Hussein was at least predictable and avoidable, as opposed to now, when the violence is unavoidable and unpredictable, and a proud people must look to an occupying force for safety.  I for one would think Reagan would be ashamed&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Everybody&#8217;s Doing It</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 17:15:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now it comes as no surprise to me that the Unites States would be copied by the other nations of the world.  Things like showers, food, and democratic principles tend to make life a little better, if not more interesting.  What I don&#8217;t understand is why they are copying our policy of invading Islamic countries.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p>Now it comes as no surprise to me that the Unites States would be copied by the other nations of the world.  Things like showers, food, and democratic principles tend to make life a little better, if not more interesting.  What I <i>don&#8217;t</i> understand is why they are copying our policy of invading Islamic countries.</p>
<p>To be fair, I see why they are an enticing target.  They are very opinionated on why they should be regarded as the elite of the world, mostly because of achievements that predate 1492, and most of them have that delightful fossil fuel that makes the world go round.</p>
<p>They also have traditions of possessing really weak military branches.   The chief reason for this is to make sure that the military is too incompetent to take over and depose of, ie execute, whatever present leadership that is in control.</p>
<p>The down side of course is that they have a tendency to blow up.  Reasons for this might be from the diet, frustration over the constant lack of rain, or from strict adherence to religious practices that were intended to gain converts when the religion was first starting out, not an entrenched one.</p>
<p>Now because Bush was involved in a two for one deal- invade one, invade one free.  Now the alleged reasons for invasion was at least supposed to be to be strict on terrorism, and to wipe the scum off the earth.</p>
<p>So of course the Israeli&#8217;s, who have had to deal with the problem of Muslim terrorists for over 50 years.  They decided to try and put an end to the slime that is Hezbollah by invading and attacking their neighbor of Lebanon.  Of course the invasion was judged as a failure, by an independent review within Israel and may have only further inflamed future terrorist scum.</p>
<p>Now of course we have our Turkish allies fighting our Kurdish allies in Iraq.  Apparently Iraq is a good place to invade this time of year.  Now to be fair, as good as the Kurds have been by not being whiny brats like the Palestinians, still have a militant group that is wanting their own country.  Turkey has been the target of that terrorist rage, and decided not to take it any more.</p>
<p>Now I should hope that the Turks but a little bit more planning into their incusion ito Iraq than the Bush Administration, and really how could they not?  They are after all the group that controlled the Middle East for centuries, and boy do I miss the Ottoman Empire.</p>
<p>So hey everybody it is open season on Middle East countries, so if you have always had your eye on that one particular type of resource,  go ahead Everybody&#8217;s Doing It.</p>
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		<title>&#8230;Beyond Contestation</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:42:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I had the unfortunate “pleasure” of having to listen to the Glenn Beck show, and listen to his postulations on various topics.  His pronouncement that they Maya may have been right about the end of the world being 2012 because of a Obama or Clinton Presidency is particularly amusing.
I also have realized that even though [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><div class="snap_preview">I had the unfortunate “pleasure” of having to listen to the <a href="http://www.answers.com/topic/glenn-beck?nafid=22" class="answerlink">Glenn Beck</a> show, and listen to his postulations on various topics.  His pronouncement that they Maya may have been right about the end of the world being 2012 because of a Obama or Clinton Presidency is particularly amusing.</p>
<p>I also have realized that even though he was a Vietnam Veteran, a real one unlike Bush, the level of vehemence directed towards him is very personal and apparently very heartfelt.  I thought that the Republican Party only attacked those veterans that were a part of the Democratic Party, men like Max Cleland.</p>
<p>(Cleland was a Vietnam Vet who lost 3 limbs defending his country, and was then attacked on his patriotism by the Republican party and likened him to Osama Bin Laden - since he was from Georgia voters fell for it.)</p>
<p>Amidst the raving banter that was expelled by Beck, one thing that was said seemed to ring particularly hollow.  &#8220;Liberals dislike debate because they cannot logically back up their idealogical dogma&#8221;  I paraphrased a little, but that was the basis of his argument.  Liberals assert specific truths then recoil, when challenged, because they don&#8217;t have an underlying truth from which their ideals spring forth.</p>
<p>Though I would not say I represent all Liberals, it would be fair to say that i am closer to being a Liberal than a Conservative.  Therefore I thought it would be necessary to speak on my opinions of an issue and the underlying truth that allows me to feel that it is just.  The fact that I need a post for the week is of mere coincidence.</p>
<p><i>Abortion</i>- no need to start off slow lets get to it.  It is my belief that Abortion, should be rare, but legal.  The reason for this is that the procedure to have an abortion is dangerous, and comes with certain risk to the woman.  Though we are a moral society, we also are a secular one.  This is to say that although the morals and standards of behavior are influenced by religious doctrine, the necessity of our multicultural society to function disallows one religious faith to dominate society.</p>
<p>On the moral issue, while it is true that I believe that it is a sin, I think that the gift of Free Will must also be respected and that the Woman, Couple, that decides to take the procedure knowingly make that decision.</p>
<p><i>Military Force</i> -  If you have the reputation for strength and the capabilities for victory, it is better to get some of what you want than fight to get all of it.  The reason being is that no matter the low odds, there is always that chance you might lose.  Vietnam, and our current military engagements are examples of when technological hubris discounts an enemies will to fight.  This is especially true of a country such as the United States where the above stated moral standards do not allow for wholesale decimation of population centers, and making the effort to separate  military targets from civilians.</p>
<p>When facing a guerrilla warfare scenario, such as the one we face now, it is imperative to understand the necessary parameters for victory.  The United States loses unless we have dramatic and palpable victories.  This is to say public &#8220;arrests&#8221; of terrorists responsible for the attacks in 2001, as well as the elimination of other such targets.  The boasting of prevented attacks serves no purpose other than to attempt to provide a sense of normalcy to the populace, and an attempt to secure moral support.  The enemy on the other hands wins, so long as they do not have traumatic and obvious failure.  Let us use Vietnam as the example to drive home this point.</p>
<p>The Tet Offensive was seen as the turning point of the public support in the Vietnam War.  While the VietCong suffered tremendous losses and the US lines held, and was a tactical victory, it was a strategic failure for US forces.  It is this same type of circumstance that we find ourselves in battling Al Qaeda, and as such need not take our eyes off the ball and place our military in precarious situations with out a plan with contingencies.  Thus I think that Diplomacy from positions of strength are the true positions that we are to be striving for, using force only when it becomes clear that the danger out ways the benefit of diplomatic stalling.</p>
<p>While I will be postulating on other issues that separate the ideological spectrum, I suppose these will suffice for now in attempting to give some texture to assertions.  So for now understand that these are my words, as as such are&#8230;Beyond Contestation.</p></div>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2008 16:46:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[While i am sure that some may think that I am referring to the decrepit status of the Star War Franchise, they would be incorrect.  This is much better, in fact to use three words THIS&#8230;IS&#8230;AWESOME!  It turns out a US &#8220;spy satellite&#8221; is suffering from orbital decay, and will slam into the Earth at [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p>While i am sure that some may think that I am referring to the decrepit status of the Star War Franchise, they would be incorrect.  This is much better, in fact to use three words THIS&#8230;IS&#8230;AWESOME!  It turns out a US &#8220;spy satellite&#8221; is suffering from orbital decay, and will slam into the Earth at a hundred thousand miles an hour.</p>
<p>While that speed might be exaggerated a tiny bit, the odd of it hitting you are exactly 50%.  It either will, or it won&#8217;t.  What is unique is that apparently the school bus sized, I am betting not the &#8220;special school&#8221; kind, is apparently loaded with toxic fuel.  So that if it crashes into stuff, then a poisonous gas will kill those left alive by the crater.</p>
<p>While some may say that this is a ploy for Bush to define himself as the only president to defend the globe from interstellar terrorism and the obvious need for a missile shield,  they would just be cynics.  No, dear friends the President isn&#8217;t that desperate for a legacy, cause if he was we would be invading Iran right&#8230;now.</p>
<p>Also you could not literally com up with this stuff before Wednesday, because the writers strike was on, so you see there is no underhandedness that we have come to expect from the Bush Administration over the last very long seven years.</p>
<p>What will be fun is that the Navy -Accelerate Your Life- has been given the duty to shoot this sucker down.   Now the problem exists that despite the existence of the video game industry, and Fauex News attempting to slander it, shooting said satellite is not going to be easy.  They could just graze the thing and then send it on a direct path &#8220;accidentally&#8221; straight towards Mecca.  (Which would be kinda cool in one way, and cause massive problems)</p>
<p>Then supposing that they do shoot it down, there does exist the possibility,  that the thing may crash and burn on somebody anyway, so then everybody and their pet monkey will be trying to shoot it down.  (That includes Dick Cheney and His pet monkey Bush)</p>
<p>Imagine, India launching its missiles only to have Pakistan think this is a first strike to obtain Kashmir.  Then we will have the French with their twelve guys on a ladder, the whole of their space program, shooting frogs legs and patte trying to knock down the satellite.</p>
<p>So sit back and watch the show, cause this episode can&#8217;t be as stupid as the last three, Star Wars:Futile Empire.</p>
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