Well now, it appears as if the leaders of Hamas are learning what African rebels learned a long time ago, blowing stuff up and killing people is a lot easier than actually running the place. Come to think of it maybe we should hope that the Republicans have learned the same thing.

For those of you not in the know, the Palestinian people, also known as the pawns that the rest of the Arabic world uses to attack Israel, have two I guess we have to call them “parties” in what they consider a government. You have to have a country to have a government, but I digress, these entities are called Hamas, started by some dude that was a terrorist and that killing innocent people is the best way to get what you want.

The other is Fatah which was started by a different terrorist but because he was the only thing the Palestinians had as a leader, some smuck gave him the Nobel Peace Prize. He was then stuck in a compound cause the Israeli army had him surrounded, and as we all know, Palestinians only feel brave when they kill women and children at a grocery store.

They do this because t feel that that the best way to show they deserve to be their own country is by killing so many women and children that they will have to be taken seriously. Problem is, and its just a formality really, if you keep using suicide bombers it is kinda hard to believe that once you get that country, you will be a peaceful neighbor.

What would probably happen is they get their own country, break the peace treaty and attack Israel in some foolish attempt to drive them into the sea, and then realize your army has sandstones as weapons and the Israeli’s have fully automatic uzi machine guns. Then you get your sandbox of a country taken over and holy hell we are back at square one.

Now it may seem to some that I have a dislike for the Palestinians in particular and the Arabs in general, you would be a racist, judging me by the things I say and do rather than who I am as an individual. The problem that i have with the Palestinian people is that they leave you with genocide being the only option. Most times people when they enter negotiations have at least an idea of what they want and, depending on who they are dealing with, an idea of what they can get.

Palestinians want the freken moon, mostly because their is no western influence upon their “culture” its only resource is rocks and dirt, and there are no Jews there. There was a deal offered to Arafat that would have given the Palestinians a country parts of Jerusalem, and allowed for the West Bank and Gaza to be unified under the same government. Obviously the deal was turned down because they wanted more.

More of what we don’t know, but maybe Arafat was wise enough to know that he was close enough to the end of his life and it is much better to be thought of as a Terrorist who won the Nobel Peace Prize than the guy who is criticized for not being able to balance a budget. So of course now they are merely killing themselves to see what impossible to understand train of thought they will use to get said country.

This of course brings out mixed feelings for our Israeli friends since they are happy the terrorists are killing themselves, yet don’t want to do anything to make them reunite for one last blast. (I know that was a bad pun but with the writers strike you have to work with what you got) So remember this one simple truth, especially if you think you may recieve it, to Beware of what you ask.