Well, this is just great.  It looks as though we will finally have a conclusion to the greatest mystery in the era of modern man.  No, I am not talking about how a man can be President and at teh same time have a hard time counting his toes.  The mystery of which I speak is the moon landing. (dramatic music)

For decades the intellegent among us have had to listen to the meandering “logic” of people like Pat Robertson and his follows spout of about how the moon landing was a fake, because the moon is only made of space dust because the Universe is only 6 thousand years old.  The devil and his evil, liberal, intellectual, democrat, homosexual, “science” makes us only think it is billions of years old. 

How do you ask?  How will this truth finally be recognized?  NASA must be sending another mission to space and to solidify our supremecy over allwe survey!  Actually no, it will the Russians and the Indians teaming up to form one of the more obvious alliances known to man. 

Simply judging by stereotypes, because I am an American and going deeper than first impressions takes time and effort and I actually am kinda busy, this is a truly perfect relationship.  India has a large population that is overeducated for the menial tasks of explaining to people in Mississippi that the thing that pops out of the computer is not a cup holder.  (Think it through)

Russia on the other hand has decent production capabilities but, rarely has the ability to sustain thetechnology they produce due to the fact that Russians are usually preoccupied with the temptress known as Vodka.      K-19, Chernobyl, and Mir are all high profile cases of this, for my purposes, truth. 

Though it may seem as though I am elated of this news, because I am, it brings with it a threat to our national security and soverignty.  For the moon which has been claimed by the universal “I planted the flag so I get to keep it” rule, in accordance with the “dibs” principle is under attack. 

For no where in my brief research did I see where these two nations asked the permission of the United States to land upon US soil.  Not once did the prospect of landing rights or docking permission even be mentioned let alone negotiated. 

This is unacceptable and should be treated with the harshest means possible.  A non-binding, non-enforcible, will probably be vetoed, symbolic gesture of a UN resolution.  Wait…my somputer keeps actiong up…”Tech support…please hold.”